Publisher: For Teen
Available Now: Amazon.com
Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:
Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies.
Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.
Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.
On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive....
Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along, do the following:
- -Grab your current read
-Open to a random page
-Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
- -BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
- -Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
"Your- BRAKE! That guy is merging, you need to brake!"
"But everyone is honking at me!"
"Well, some people have a death wish." She rolls down the window and gives the guy behind us the finger, "She's a brand-new driver asshole!" Page 114 from Everything Sucks: Losing My Mind and Finding Myself in a High School Quest for Cool by Hannah Friedman