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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Never Slow Dance With A Zombie is Released Today + Teaser Tuesday!

Today Never Slow Dance With A Zombie is released! So make sure you go out and buy it, let's try to support E. Van Lowe, it's also in paperback which I love! :) I just ordered my copy today!
Never Slow Dance With A Zombie by E. Van Lowe
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
Publisher: For Teen
Pages: 256
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Summary: Romy and Michelle's Hight School Reunion meets Night of the Living Dead in this laugh-out-loud debut YA novel by Emmy Award-nominated TV writer E. Van Lowe
Principal Taft's 3 Simple Rules for Surviving a Zombie Uprising:
Rule #1: While in the halls, walk slowly and wear a vacant expression on your face. Zombies won't attack other zombies.
Rule #2: Never travel alone. Move in packs. Follow the crowd. Zombies detest blatant displays of individuality.
Rule #3: If a zombie should attack, do not run. Instead, throw raw steak at to him. Zombies love raw meat. This display of kindness will go a long way.
On the night of her middle school graduation, Margot Jean Johnson wrote a high school manifesto detailing her goals for what she was sure would be a most excellent high school career. She and her best friend, Sybil, would be popular and, most important, have boyfriends. Three years later, they haven't accomplished a thing! Then Margot and Sybil arrive at school one day to find that most of the student body has been turned into flesh-eating zombies. When kooky Principal Taft asks the girls to coexist with the zombies until the end of the semester, they realize that this is the perfect opportunity to live out their high school dreams. All they have to do is stay alive....


Teaser Tuesday- Everything Sucks: Losing My Mind and Finding Myself in a High School Quest for Cool by Hannah Friedman

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should
Be Reading. Anyone can play along, do the following:

  • -Grab your current read
    -Open to a random page
    -Share t
    wo (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
  • -BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
  • -Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Here's mine:
"Your- BRAKE! That guy is merging, you need to brake!"
"But everyone is honking at me!"
"Well, some people have a death wish." She rolls down the window and gives the guy behind us the finger, "She's a brand-new driver asshole!" Page 114 from Everything Sucks: Losing My Mind and Finding Myself in a High School Quest for Cool by Hannah Friedman


Krista said...

I hate when there's back seat drivers LOL! Cool teaser!

Here's mine;

Faye said...
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Faye said...

stupid typo's lol anyways

i love zombies. I'll def. go & get it.

Lol i like this teaser. I should be getting everything sucks soon.

E. Van Lowe said...

Thanks for the plug. You are too kind.

Jake Kirk@Teens Read and Write said...

Zombies + High School = Dance of the Dead!...or Never Slow Dance with a Zombie! Sounds neat, I'll have to check it out!

SerieslyReady said...

The title and book cover caught my eye a while back. I want to read it because it's probably going to be funny.

celi.a said...

Hahah! That's a great quote. I heart aggressive passengers (well, when it's for your sake, at least). Great teaser!

Teddyree said...

LOL great teaser, although it brings back horrible memories of my son learning to drive last year LOL *ughh, shudder*
Here's my Teaser

Kate said...

Haha, I like this quote.

Leslie said...

:D i really like this quote!

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